Lesen P

Yeah most people know that I already have the P license now so congrats to me :)

But not much know that I went through a truly sakit-hati JPJ test hari tu. Why?

1) I used to do my driving practice using the new kancil, with the AE_ plat number. But I got the lousy, old and stupid ADG kancil for my bukit test. The clutch was urgggh! Sangat tak best. And the speed meter was not even functioning! My driving coach told me to press the "minyak sampai 3" dekat atas bukit tu. But when I was pressing the minyak, the meter didn't move! I then got panicked la! Then I just did my best and luckily everything went smooth that time. Nasib baik

(-_-") The pegawai for the bukit test was so baik hati and not annoying. I like them both. Tenkiu encik!

2) Then, jalanraya test. I thought that the encik was OK coz he answered my salam. A good sign there, but not during the second half of the whole journey (-_-")

"Bawak sampai 60". That time the speed meter showed 55.

"Laju lah sikit!". This time I was turning at the junction.

At the second junction, "Cepat cepat! Hishhh". That time, there was another car at the junction I was turning to.

Nak masuk fourth junction, "Kamu janganlah takut nak tekan minyak tu! Saye ade brek ni ha! Takkan saye nak biarkan awak terlajak! Tengok ni!" He pressed the break pedal sampai habis. That time, I was accelerating. Badan tercampak sikit when he pressed the pedal. Hati aku pun panas but I just smiled. I said nothing but dalam hati penuh sumpahan.

When I got back to the main road, I pressed minyak kuat-kuat, knowing that the encik datang dari kelompok yang tak reti sabar. I took over semua kenderaan yang kelihatan lembab. The tanker the tow truck and everything.

"Potong je semua sampai habis" he said. I pressed until 80.

"Ni kalau aku fail atas alasan tak mematuhi speed memang nak kene ni" I said to myself.

Then he kept quiet, he seemed OK with the laju laju (-_-)

Bile dah sampai, I was shocked when he gave me a LULUS with 17/20 mark.

I conclude that, "OK saye tau encik suke saye main potong potong tadi tu. Sebab encik dah lapa kan. Nak sampai cepat kan. Saye tau" (-_-")

Pape pun mekaseh encik. Encik buat saye berani untuk memotong

(-_-")